Intro: D#0 G#1 Cm2 G#3 0 D#4 1Born host to a tongue, so sing a song about it G#5 2Held a breath for too long, till we're half sick about it Cm6 3Tell us what we did wrong, then you can blame us for it G#7 4Turn the clamp on our thumbs, so we're down about it D#8 G#9 5And tell us all about it Cm10 G#11 6And tell us all about it 7 8 Interlude: G#12 A#13 9 10 E14 B15 11How about some credit now E16 12Where credit is due B17 F#18 13For the damage that was done E19 B20 14We have wrought upon ourselves and others C#21 F#22 15With this blow, and vicious gun E23 F#24 16And although pratfalls can be fun, 17 18 A#725 19Encores can be fatal 20 21 A#726 22And then I hear you say, D#27 23Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal. G#28 24Not shy Cm29 25Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal. G#30 26Thank God. D#31 27Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal. G#32 28Not shy Cm33 29Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal. G#34 30 31 Interlude: G#35 A#36 32 33 E37 B38 34Wait just a second now E39 35It's not all that bad B40 F#41 36Are we not having fun? E42 B43 37You make your mountains of handkerchiefs C#44 F#45 38Where the mascara always runs E46 F#47 39So be careful when you're done 40 41 A#748 42You're bound to get post natal 43 44 A#749 45Wait, did I just hear you say... D#50 46Thank God it's fatal G#51 47No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw Cm52 G#53 48 No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw D#54 G#55 49 And we don't want to hear the signs that your bored Cm56 G#57 50 You know the kind of sign you hang on a door Saying, 'We'll be back. We're a crack.' 51 52 53Interlude: D#58 G#59 Cm60 G#61 G#62 A#63 54 55 D#64 56Born host to a tongue, so sing a song about it G#65 57Held a breath for too long, till we're half sick about it Cm66 58Tell us what we did wrong, then you can blame us for it G#67 59Turn the clamp on our thumbs, so we're down about it