Intro: G F#m Em A D F# G F#m Em A x2 D F# Well now then Mardy Bum G I see your frown and it's like F#m Em ( A ) looking down the barrel of a gun D And it goes off F# And out come all these words G F#m Oh there's a very pleasant side to you Em A A side I much prefer, it's one that G A Laughs and jokes around D A Remember cuddles in the kitchen yeah Bm To get things off the ground and it was G A Up up and away D A Oh but it's right hard to remember that Bm On a day like today when your all G A Argumentative and you've D F# G F#m Em A Got the face on Well now then mardy bum Oh I'm in trouble again Aren't I? I thought as much Coz you've turned over there Pulling that silent disappointment face The one that I can't bear Can't we... F#5 G5 Yeah I'm sorry I was late F#5 G5 I missed the train and the traffic was a state F#5 G5 I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs F#5 G5 Oh when you say I don't care of course i do A5 Yeah I clearly do Solo: D F# G F#m Em A x2