C0 D1 G2 0Raisins come from Grapes G3 C4 1People come from Apes D5 G6 2I come from Canada C7 D8 G9 3I came in first place G10 C11 4In a non existent race D12 G13 5To rebuild the Parthenon 6 7 C14 D15 G16 8The Parthenon's in Greece G17 C18 9Or was it in Grease 2 D19 G20 10I can't keep my movies straight C21 D22 G23 11When I make mistakes G24 C25 12I use a lot of salt D26 G27 13Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great 14 15 C28 G29 Am30 C31 16I don't want to be a bother C32 D33 G34 D35 17But I think the phone's for you 18 Solo -x2-: C36 D37 G38 G39 C40 D41 G42 19 C43 D44 G45 20I've got orange pants G46 C47 21I wear them when I dance D48 G49 22But I don't get out that much C50 D51 G52 23You are just too loud G53 C54 24I passed you in a crowd D55 G56 25Thank you and keep in touch 26 27 C57 D58 G59 28I don't speak Chinese G60 C61 29Not even words like "please" D62 G63 30"Thank you", or "how are you?" C64 D65 G66 31But I can parle Francais G67 C68 32I parled a bit today D69 G70 33It seemed like the thing to do 34 35 C71 G72 Am73 C74 36I don't want to be a bother C75 D76 G77 D78 37But I think you're in my seat 38 Outro -x2-: C79 D80 G81 G82 C83 D84 G85