[intro] Hey, leave a message [verse 1] C Hey, call me back Am When you get this F Or when you've got a minute C G We really need to talk C Wait, you know what Am Maybe just forget it F Cause by the time you get this C G Your number might be blocked [pre-chorus] Am C Stay and blah blah blah F C G You just want what you can't have Am C No wait, I'll call the cops F C G If you don't stop I'll call your dad [chorus] F G C And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Am E Happy birthday by the way F G C It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit Am You know that's bullshit E F Don't you, babe Fm C I'm not your party favor [verse 2] C Am Look, now I know we could've done it better F But we can't change the weather C G And the weather's come and gone C Books don't make sense Am if you read them backwards F You'll single out the wrong words C G Like you mishear all my songs [pre-chorus] Am C You hear stay and blah blah blah F C G You just want what you can't have Am C No wait, I'll call the cops F C G If you don't stop I'll call your dad [chorus] F G C And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Am E Happy birthday by the way F G C It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit Am You know that's bullshit E F Don't you, babe Fm I'm not your party favor