[verse 1] A What is it about them? E I must be missing something Bm They just keep doing nothing Dm Too intoxicated to be scared A Better off without them E They're nothing but unstable Bm Bring ashtrays to the table Dm And that's about the only thing they share [chorus] F#m Faug I'm in their secondhand smoke A/E B7 Still just drinking canned Coke Bm I don't need a Xanny to feel better F#m Faug On designated drives home A/E B7 Only one who's not stoned Bm Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever [interlude] Can you check your Uber rating? Oh my god (And it's like, wait, like, when?) [verse 2] A Wakin' up at sundown (Ooh) E They're late to every party (Ooh) Bm Nobody's ever sorry (Ooh) Dm Too inebriated now to dance A Morning as they come down (Come down) E Their pretty heads are hurting (Hurting) Bm They're awfully bad at learning (Learning) Dm Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance [chorus] F#m Faug I'm in their secondhand smoke A/E B7 Still just drinking canned Coke Bm I don't need a Xanny to feel better F#m Faug On designated drives home A/E B7 Only one who's not stoned Bm E E7 Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever [bridge] Bm E E7 Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk F#m Faug A/E D#m7b5 On your cigarette break Bm E I can't afford to love someone E7 F#m Faug A/E D#m7b5 Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake Bm E [outro] A What is it about them? E I must be missing something Bm They just keep doin' nothing Too intoxicated to be scared Hmm, hmm Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Come down Hurting Learning