[Intro] F# C# D#m [Chorus A] B Get your fucking hands up F# Get on out of your seats C# D#m All eyes on me, all eyes on me B Get your fucking hands up F# Get on out of your seats C# D#m All eyes on me, all eyes on me [Verse 1] B F# Are you feeling nervous? C# Are you having fun? D#m B It's almost over, it's just begun F# Don't overthink this, look in my eye C# Don't be scared, don't be shy D#m B Come on in, the water's fine [Pre-Chorus] F# C# We're going to go where everybody knows D#m B Everybody knows, everybody oh F# C# We're going to go where everybody knows D#m Everybody knows... [Chorus A] B Get your fucking hands up F# C# Get on out of your seat D#m All eyes on me, all eyes on me, hey yo, B Get your fucking hands up F# C# Get on out of your seat D#m All eyes on me, all eyes on me [Chorus B] B F# Heads down, pray for me C# D#m Heads down now, pray for me B Get your fucking hands up F# Get on out of your seat C# D#m B All eyes on me, all eyes on me [Bridge 1] F# C# You wanna hear a funny story? D#m B So, uh, five years ago, F# C# D#m I quit performing live comedy, B because I was beginning to have uh, F# C# severe panic attacks, while on stage, D#m B which is not a great place to have them F# So I, I quit, C# and I didn't perform for five years, D#m B I spent that time F# trying to improve myself mentally. C# And you know what? D#m B I did! I got better. F# C# I got so much better, in fact, D#m B that in January of F# C# D#m 2020, I thought, B "You know what? I should F# C# start performing again. D#m B I've been hiding from the world F# C# D#m B and I need to... re-enter. F# C# D#m And then, the funniest thing happened [Verse 1] B F# Are you feeling nervous? C# Are you having fun? D#m B It's almost over, it's just begun F# Don't overthink this, look in my eye C# Don't be scared, don't be shy D#m Come on in, the water's fine [Verse 2] B F# You say the ocean's rising C# Like I give a shit D#m You say the whole world's ending B Honey, it already did F# You're not gonna slow it C# Heaven knows you tried D#m B Got it? Good, now get inside [Pre-Chorus] F# C# We're going to go where everybody knows D#m B Everybody knows, everybody oh F# C# We're going to go where everybody knows D#m Everybody knows... [Chorus] B Get your fucking hands up F# C# Get on out of your seat D#m All eyes on me, all eyes on me B Get your fucking hands up F# C# Get on out of your seat D#m All eyes on me, all eyes on me B F# Heads down, pray for me C# D#m Heads down now, pray for me B I said get your fucking hands up F# C# Get up! Get up! D#m I'm talking to you, get the fuck up! B Get your fucking hands up F# C# Get on out of your seat D#m All eyes on me, all eyes on me B Hey, fuckin', get your fucking hands up F# C# Get on out of your seat D#m All eyes on me, all eyes on me B F# Come on, heads down, pray for me C# D#m Heads down now, pray for me B F# I said get your fucking hands up Yeah- *laughs* C# D#m All eyes on me, all eyes on me