Intro: D G A Bm Verse: D G A 8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin' D G A To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me. D G A Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring, D G A Bm She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means. Pre-Chorus: A And when she walks, D G All the wind blows and the angels sing. Em G But she doesn't notice me! Chorus: D Cause she is watchin' wrestling Em Creamin' over tough guys F# Listenin' to rap metal G Turntables in her eyes Em It's like a bad movie F# She is lookin' through me G If you were me, then you'd be F# Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" G As I fail miserably, A Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. Interlude: D G A Bm Verse: D G A She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange D G A Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad D G A She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty D G A She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have Pre-Chorus: Bm A And when she walks, D G All the wind blows and the angels sing. Em G But she doesn't notice me! Chorus: D Cause she is watchin' wrestling Em Creamin' over tough guys F# Listenin' to rap metal G Turntables in her eyes D She likes 'em with a moustache Em Racetrack season pass F# Drivin' in A Trans-Am G Does a mullet make a man? Em It's like a bad movie F# She is lookin' through me G If you were me, then you'd be F# Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" G As I fail miserably, A Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. Interlude: D G A Bm Bridge: Bm A There she goes again G Bm With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair A G She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated A All I wanted was to see her naked! -pluck D Em F# G gently and repeat- Now I am watchin' wrestling Tryin' to be a tough guy Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in my eyes I can't grow a moustache And I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped...moped....moped..... Outro: Em It's like a bad movie F# She is lookin' through me G If you were me, then you'd be F# Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" G As I fail miserably, A Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. -repeat D Em F# G- 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! - There she goes again - 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! - There she goes again - 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!