G0 F1 C2 0I work down at the pizza pit G3 F4 C5 1And I drive an old Hyundai G6 D7 Em8 C9 2I still live with my mom and dad D10 3I'm five foot three and over weight G11 F12 C13 4I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic G14 F15 C16 5Never been to second base G17 D18 Em19 C20 6But theres a whole nother me you need to see D21 G22 7go check out myspace 8 9 C23 G24 D25 G26 10Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood C27 G28 D29 G30 11Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good C31 G32 D33 Em34 12I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate C35 D36 13and I love a good glass of wine C37 G38 D39 G40 14It turns girls on that I'm mysterious C41 G42 D43 G44 15I tell em that I dont want nothing serious C45 G46 D47 Em48 16Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way C49 D50 17Chat with two women at one time G51 F52 C53 18I'm so much cooler on-line. G54 F55 C56 19So much cooler online G57 F58 C59 20I get home I kiss my mom G60 F61 C62 21And she fixes me a snack G63 D64 Em65 C66 22And I head down to my basement bedroom D67 G68 23And fire up my Mac G69 F70 C71 24In real life the only time I've G72 F73 C74 Ever even been to LA75 G76 D77 Em78 C79 25Is when I got the chance With the marching band C80 D81 G82 26to play tuba in the rose parade 27 28 C83 G84 D85 G86 29But On - line I live in Malibu C87 G88 D89 G90 30I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ C91 G92 D93 Em94 31Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack C95 D96 32G#s that would blow your mind C97 G98 D99 G100 33It turns girls on that I'm mysterious C101 G102 D103 G104 34I tell em that I dont want nothing serious C105 G106 D107 Em108 35Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way C109 D110 36Chat with two women at one time G111 F112 C113 37I'm so much cooler On-line. G114 F115 C116 38Yea I'm cooler online 39 40 D117 G118 41When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date C119 D120 G121 42Let alone a real girlfriend D122 G123 43But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight C124 D125 44Every time I log in 45 Solo: Em126 D127 C128 G129 D130 Em131 C132 D133 46 C134 G135 D136 G137 47On - Line Im out in Hollywood C138 G139 D140 G141 48Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good C142 G143 D144 G145 49Even on a slow day I can have a three way C146 D147 50Chat with two women at one time G148 F149 C150 51I'm so much cooler on-line. G151 F152 C153 52Yea I'm cooler online G154 F155 C156 53I'm so much cooler on-line G157 F158 C159 54Yea I'm cooler online