Brad Paisley - Online

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0I work down at the pizza pit
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1And I drive an old Hyundai
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2I still live with my mom and dad
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3I'm five foot three and over weight
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4I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
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5Never been to second base
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6But theres a whole nother me you need to see
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7go check out myspace
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10Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
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11Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
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12I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate
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13and I love a good glass of wine
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14It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
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15I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
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16Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
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17Chat with two women at one time
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18I'm so much cooler on-line.
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19So much cooler online
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20I get home I kiss my mom
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21And she fixes me a snack
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22And I head down to my basement bedroom
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23And fire up my Mac
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24In real life the only time I've
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Ever even been to LA75
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25Is when I got the chance With the marching band
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26to play tuba in the rose parade
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29But On - line I live in Malibu
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30I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
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31Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
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32G#s that would blow your mind
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33It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
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34I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
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35Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
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36Chat with two women at one time
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37I'm so much cooler On-line.
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38Yea I'm cooler online
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41When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
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42Let alone a real girlfriend
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43But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
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44Every time I log in
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47On - Line Im out in Hollywood
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48Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
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49Even on a slow day I can have a three way
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50Chat with two women at one time
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51I'm so much cooler on-line.
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52Yea I'm cooler online
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53I'm so much cooler on-line
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54Yea I'm cooler online
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