Intro: G G6 G G6 G D If you weren't so stupid I could have loved you Am C And if you weren't so stupid but you're pretty stupid G D And if you weren't so busy I could have loved you Am C But you work in an office and you've got other offers G D Tell me, what is his name now? What is his name? I'm excited to hear the news Am C Tell me what is his name now? What does it say about you? G D Am C But let's not be friends or else this will never end G D Am C Let's not be friends for sure, for sure G D And if you weren't so ugly, I could have loved you. Am C It's something I tell myself when I'm down to get high, Lord G D If you made me a coffee I could have loved you. Am C And I'd make you hot chocolate and anything you wanted G D Tell me, who is invited? So xxxxing delighted to see all the boys, you see Am C Tell me, why don't I fight it? What does it say about me? G D Am C But let's not be friends or else this will never end G D Am C Let's not be friends for sure, for sure G D Am C We'd adopt, we'd have dogs G D Am C I have all the things he's got. But I'm not G D Am C So let's stop - pretend that there'll be a happy end. G D Am C Let's not be friends for sure, for sure. G D Am C We'd adopt, we'd have dogs G D Am C I have all the things he's got. But I'm not Outro: G G6 G G6 G