[Verse 1] B F# E Today I don't feel like doing anything B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone E So leave a message at the tone B D#7 E Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything [Verse 2] B F# Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan E Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants B F# E Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah B F# I'll be lounging on the couch, just chillin' in my snuggie E Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie B F# E Cause in my castle I'm the freakin' man [Pre-Chorus] C#m Oh Oh, yes I said it D#m I said it E F# I said it cause I can [Chorus] B F# E Today I don't feel like doing anything B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone E So leave a message at the tone B D#7 E Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all B F# Ooh hoo ooh hoo E Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all B F# Ooh hoo ooh hoo E Hoo ooh ooh [Verse 2] B F# Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X E Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex B F# E And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my God, this is great) B F# I might mess around and get my college degree E I bet my old man will be so proud of me B F# E I'm sorry pops, you'll just have to wait [Pre-Chorus] C#m Oh Oh, yes I said it D#m I said it E F# I said it cause I can [Chorus] B F# E Today I don't feel like doing anything B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone E So leave a message at the tone B D#7 E Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything [Bridge] C#m F# No, I ain't gonna comb my hair G#m Cause I ain't going anywhere C#m F# G#m No no no no no no no no nooo C#m F# I'll just strut in my birthday suit G#m And let everything hang loose C#m F# G#m Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh [Chorus] B F# E Ohh, today I don't feel like doing anything B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone E So leave a message at the tone B D#7 E Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all B F# Ooh hoo ooh hoo E Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all B F# Ooh hoo ooh hoo E Hoo ooh ooh B Nothing at all