0Intro: F#m0 E1 D2 E3 F#m4 E5 D6 C#7 1 F#m8 E9 2Right now he's probably slow dancing with a D10 C#11 3Bleached blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky F#m12 E13 4Right now, he's probably buying her some D14 C#15 5Fruity little drink cause she, can't shoot whiskey F#m16 E17 6Right now, he's probably up behind her with a D18 C#19 7Pool stick, showing her how to shoot a combo B20 C#21 8And he don't know 9 D22 F#m23 10That I dug my key into the side of his D24 F#m25 11Pretty little suped up four wheel drive D26 F#m27 C#28 12Carved my name into his leather seat D29 F#m30 13I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights D31 F#m32 14Slashed a hole in all 4 tires D33 C#34 ( B35 B36 C#37 ) 15And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats 16 17Interlude: F#m38 E39 D40 C#41 18 19Right now, she's probably up singing some 20White trash version of Shania karaoke 21Right now, she's probably saying, I'm drunk 22And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky 23Right now, he's probably dabbing on 243 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo 25Oh, and he don't know 26 A42 E43 D44 27I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl B45 C#46 28Cause the next time that he cheats F#m47 E48 D49 29Oh, you know it won't be on me C#50 F#m51 E52 D53 C#54 30No not on me 31 32Outro: F#m55 E56 D57 C#58 x2 33Before he cheats