[intro] F Am Dm Bb Bbm [verse 1] F I still remember, third of December, Am me in your sweater You said it looked better on Dm me than it did you Bb Only if you knew, how much I liked you Bbm But I watch your eyes as she [pre chorus] F Walks by Am What a sight for sore eyes, Dm brighter than a blue sky Bb Bbm She's got you mesmerized while I die [chorus] F Why would you ever kiss me? Am I'm not even half as pretty Dm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Bb But you like her better Bbm Wish I were Heather [verse 2] F Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Am Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Dm But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Bb But then again, kinda Bbm wish she were dead as she [pre-chorus] F Walks by, Am what a sight for sore eyes Dm Brighter than the blue sky Bb Bbm She's got you mesmerized while I die [chorus] F Why would you ever kiss me? Am I'm not even half as pretty Dm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Bb But you like her better Bbm I wish I were Heather [bridge] F Ooh, Am Wish I were Heather Dm Ooh Bb Bbm Wish I were Heather [chorus] F Why would you ever kiss me? Am I'm not even half as pretty Dm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Bb But you like her better Bbm Wish I were