Verse: E C#m7 F#7 I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing E C#m7 F#7 And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang Chorus: A E A 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you A E A 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you Verse: E C#m7 F#7 And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby E C#m7 F#7 And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why Chorus: A E A 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you A E A 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you Bridge: C#m7 B C#7 And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you C#m7 E A And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up A your trash again Verse: E C#m7 F#7 Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty E C#m7 F#7 Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny Outro: A E A 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you - But I'm sorry if it ever is - A E A 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you - But I'm sorry if it ever is - etc...