F0 Am1 Cm/D#2 0It's a god-awful small affair D73 1To the girl with the mousy hair Gm4 A#5 C76 2 But her mummy is yelling "No" F7 3And her daddy has told her to go 4 5But her friend is nowhere to be seen 6Now she walks through her sunken dream 7To the seat with the clearest view 8And she's hooked to the silver screen 9 G#8 Eaug9 Fm10 10But the film is a saddening bore G#711 11For she's lived it ten times or more C#12 Aaug13 A#m14 12She could spit in the eyes of fools C#715 13As they ask her to focus on 14 A#16 D#17 15Sailors fighting in the dance hall Gm718 F#aug19 F20 16Oh man! look at those cavemen go Fm21 Cm722 17It's the freakiest show D#m723 A#24 18Take a look at the lawman D#25 19Beating up the wrong guy Gm26 F#aug27 20Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know F28 Fm29 Cm730 21 He's in the best selling show D#m731 Gm732 F#aug33 A#34 G35 ? 22Is there life on Mars? 23 F36 F#dim37 Gm38 Ddim39 Am40 A#41 A#m42 24 25It's on Amerika's tortured brow 26That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow 27Now the workers have struck for fame 28'Cause Lennon's on sale again 29 30See the mice in their million hordes 31From Ibeza to the norfolk broads 32Rule Britannia is out of bounds 33To my mother, my dog, and clowns 34 35But the film is a saddening bore 36'Cause I wrote it ten times or more 37It's about to be writ again 38As I ask you to focus on 39 40Sailors fighting in the dance hall 41Oh man! Look at those cavemen go 42It's the freakiest show 43 44Take a look at the Lawman 45Beating up the wrong guy 46Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know 47He's in the best selling show 48Is there life on Mars?