[intro] Bbm Ebm [verse] Bbm Ebm I know that your powers of retention Fm Bbm Are as wet as a warthog's backside. Ebm But thick as you are pay attention Fm Bbm My words are a matter of pride. Dbm Bbm It's clear from your vacant expressions, Dbm Bbm The lights are not all on upstairs. Ab Db But we're talking kings, and successions, Cm7b5 F7 Even YOU can't be caught unawares... [chorus] Bbm Ebm So prepare for the chance of a lifetime, Ab Db Be prepared for sensational news... Fm Bbm Ebm Ab a shining new era is tip-toeing nearer Fm Bbm And where do we feature? Ebm Ab Just listen to teacher. Db I know it sounds sordid, Db But you'll be rewarded Bb7 Ebm When at last I am given my dues, Cm7b5 F And injustice, deliciously squared, Fsus2 F Bbm Gb Be prepared! [bridge] Bbm Ebm It's great that we'll soon be connected Fm Bbm With a king who'll be all time adored. Ebm Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected, Fm Bbm To take certain duties on board... Dbm Bbm The future is littered with prizes Dbm Bbm And though I'm the main addressee, Ab Ab7 Db The point that I must emphasize is, Cm7b5 F You won't get a sniff without me! [chorus] Bbm Ebm So prepare for the coup of the century Ab Db Be prepared for the murkiest scam Fm Bbm Ebm Ab Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, Fm Bbm Decades of denial Ebm Ab Is simply why I'll Db Be king undisputed, Db respected, saluted, Bb7 Ebm And seen for the wonder I am. Cm7b5 F Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared. Fsus2 F Bbm Be Prepared! Cm7b5 F Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared, Bbm Be prepared! [outro] Gb F Bbm