Intro: C0 0 C1 1I might forget to wash my cup G72 2I might forget to put my wet clothes up 3 4 Dm3 G74 E75 Am6 5the flat’s a mess and so are we F7 G78 G79 C10 6but you and me are as good as we can be 7 8 C11 9I might have eaten all your cheese G712 10that’s okay but can you buy more please 11 12 Dm13 G714 E715 Am16 13the flat’s a mess and so are we F17 G718 G719 C20 14but you and me are as good as we can be 15 16 C21 17I might have accidentally stretched your top G722 18I might have - wait is that the one i just bought? 19 20 Dm23 G724 E725 Am26 21the flat’s a mess and so are we F27 G728 G729 C30 22but you and me are as good as we can be 23 24 C31 25I borrowed your toothbrush the other day G732 26wait what that’s disgusting- why would you- you know how i am with my mouth and- 27 28 Dm33 G734 E735 Am36 29the flat’s a mess and so are we F37 G738 G739 C40 30but you and me are as good as we can be 31 32 C41 33I put a cactus in your bed G742 34-evan stands up and leaves- 35 36 Dm43 G744 E745 Am46 37the flat’s a mess and so are we F47 G748 G749 C50 38but you and me are as good as we can be 39 40 C51 G752 Dm53 G754 E755 Am56 F57 G758 C59 41-whistle Interlude- 42 43 C60 44I might forget to wipe my feet G761 45I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonaise and unpaired all your socks and 46drew on your toys and vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress. you 47don't want to know how. 48 49 50 Dm62 G763 E764 Am65 51the flat’s a mess and so are we F66 G767 G768 C69 52but you and me are as good as we can be