Intro: Gm D# A# F Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings We have feelings. -We have feelings- Some people say that we are not rappers. -We’re rappers.- That hurts our feelings. -Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.- Some people say that rappers are invincible We’re vincible. -We’re vincible.- What you are about to hear are true stories -Real experiences- Autobiographical raps. Things that happened to us, All true Bring the rhyme! Gm I make a meal for my friends, Try to make it delicious, D# Try to keep it nutritious, Create wonderful dishes. A# Not one of them thinks about the way I feel F Nobody compliments the meal Gm D# A# I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings I feel like a prize xxxxxxx F No one even mentions my casserole. Gm D# A# I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings. F You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles Gm Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye, D# I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive, A# But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs, F And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size Gm D# A# I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings F I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit I’m a man! Gm D# A# I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings F Get me a small man’s wetsuit, please Gm It’s my birthday, 2003 D# A# Waitin’ for a call from my family F -mute- They forgot about me Gm D# A# I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings F The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum Gm I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,” D# But they’re all too busy to go into town A# So I go by myself, I go into town F Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town Gm D# A# I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings. F They’re all lined up to watch that movie “Maid in Manhattan.” Gm Have you ever been told that your ass is too big? D# Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig? A# Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed? F Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head? Gm Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away? D# Once again, they forgot about J A# Were you ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama? F Have you ever been told that you look like a llama? Gm D# Tears of a rapper -tears of a rapper-, A# I’m crying tears of a rapper Tears of a rapper