Intro: E0 A1 F#2 B3 - stop - 0 E4 A5 F#6 1You text at three in the morning B7 E8 2And you misspell my name A9 F#10 3You slept with half my friends on Facebook B11 E12 4And most of them think you are lame A13 F#14 5You say that with me it's different B15 E16 6And your not that big of a dick A17 F#18 7When you disappear it's cause you're busy B19 C#m20 8Not 'cause your with some other chick 9 10 G#m21 C#m22 11I know that this may be uncool G#m23 B24 12But I want to tell you the truth 13 14Chorus: E25 A26 15My self-esteem's not low enough to date you F#27 B28 16It's close but not quite there E29 A30 F#31 17Need time to get a little more rejected B32 E33 A34 F#35 18Then you and I could make an awesome pair B36 E37 A38 F#39 B40 - stop - A41 totally awesome pair 19 20 E42 A43 F#44 21I seem like your perfect target B45 E46 22Like I've been lonely for too long A47 F#48 23You think I haven't had xxx in forever B49 E50 24And I'll admit that you're not wrong A51 F#52 25But I would rather have nothing B53 E54 26Than this crap, let me reaffirm A55 F#56 27I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned B57 C#m58 28And the antidote was in your sperm 29 30 G#m59 C#m60 31I know that this may be uncool G#m61 B62 32But I want to tell you the truth 33 34 E63 A64 35My self-esteem's not low enough to date you F#65 B66 36It's pretty close but not quite there E67 A68 F#69 37Need time to get a little more desperate B70 E71 A72 F#73 38Then you and I could make an awesome pair B74 E75 A76 F#77 B78 - stop - A79 totally awesome pair 39 40Bridge: C#m80 G#m81 41We could last forever A82 E83 42You just have to give me time C#m84 E85 43To learn to deal with bullxxxx A86 B87 44And blatant lies E88 B89 45But for now... for now 46 47 E90 A91 48My self-esteem's not low enough to date you F#92 B93 49It's so close but not quite there E94 A95 F#96 50Need time to get a little more wasted B97 E98 A99 F#100 51Then you and I could make an awesome pair B101 E102 A103 F#104 B105 - stop - A106 totally awesome pair