Intro: A#0 0 A#1 C2 1 Another year over D#3 2Where do they go to F4 A#5 3It’s a mystery C6 4Now it’s December D#7 5So much to remember 6 7Before Christmas eve 8 9 A#8 C9 10 I’m already late D#10 11And my train is delayed F11 A#12 12“disruption” on the line C13 13I race into work D#14 14And the place is beserk 15 16Yes it’s Christmas time 17 18Chorus: A#15 C16 F17 19 I wanna find the greatest gift A#18 F19 A#20 F21 20I can give my family A#22 21But right now F23 A#24 22I don’t have time to breathe 23 24 A#25 C26 25 The streets are chaotic D#27 26The shops idiotic F28 A#29 27There’s a que for the que?! C30 28a granny’s taking her time D#31 29At the front of the line 30 31“91. 92” 32 33 A#32 C33 34 There’s a party at work D#34 35And the manager’s twerking F35 #A36 36Inappropriately C37 37To top off the day D#38 38Another train is delayed 39 40It’s a catastrophy 41 42 Dm39 D#40 43 Christmas time is here A#41 F42 44“I’d like to spend the time D#43 45With the ones I love so dear.” 46 47Chorus: A#44 F45 48 I’m tryn’a find the greatest gift A#46 F47 A#48 49I can give my family D#49 C50 F51 G52 50I don’t have time, there’s only one of me 51 52 D#53 F54 53Tell me how do people do it all D#55 F56 54I’ll never get it done D#57 F58 55If only there was a way to be D#59 F60 56In two places at once 57 58 A#61 C62 59 If I wasn’t alone D#63 60What if I had a clone? F64 A#65 61I could do so much more! C66 62It would all be a breeze D#67 63With a couple more mes 64 65I’d have time galore! 66 67Chorus: A#68 F69 68 I wanna find the greatest gift A#70 F71 A#72 69I can give my family D#73 F74 A#75 70The greatest gift that I can give is me 71 72 C76 Dm77 73 Now I can be with the boss F78 74And empty out my inbox G79 C80 75Simultaneously C81 F82 76Leaving me time to spend 77 78With my family and friends C83 Dm84 79Where I wanna be 80 81 G85 82I wanna find the greatest gift C86 G87 Am88 83I can give my family F89 G90 C91 84The greatest gift that I can give is me 85 86Repeat -and improvise-: Dm92 G93 87I wanna find the greatest gift C94 G95 Am96 88I can give my family F97 G98 C99 89The greatest gift that I can give is me