Em C Please don't change who you are, G Weird chord I love you just the way you are. Strum Em I love the crud between your teeth, C I love the odour of your feet, G I love the fact that you can't fit, Weird chord Inside my house, the yard's well lit. etc except strumming all Please don't change, I love you now. You're perfect, with your mono brow. I love your size, I love your eyes. I love how you have lumpy thighs. I admire you, you're always fair, Along with all your armpit hair. B I love the way you pick your nose, C sharp I think Your good upbringing really shows. Em C Most would think it rather rude, D G To mix your snot in with your food. But I love you the way you are, Even though you drive half a car. You dress as if you lack a house, You hair would not attract a louse. You are so pretty, and so refined, If I changed you, I would be unkind. Stay the same, always the same. Stay the same always the same. Spend less time with the mirror, And more time with me. I don't need you to scupt your face. I would prefer we just embraced.