F0 A#1 F2 A#3 0 You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much F4 A#5 F6 A#7 1 I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch F8 A#9 F10 A#11 2 I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can F12 A#13 F14 A#15 3 Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan 4 5 Dm16 G17 C18 F19 6 But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet A#20 F21 A22 Dm23 7 From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet F24 C25 A26 8 So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dm27 G28 A#29 F30 9 And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm31 G32 A#33 F34 10 You could be laughing 65% more of the time 11 12 F35 A#36 F37 A#38 13 Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course F39 A#40 F41 A#42 14 I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse F43 A#44 F45 A#46 15 I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal F47 A#48 F49 A#50 16 You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel 17 18 Dm51 G52 C53 F54 19 But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet A#55 F56 A57 Dm58 20 From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet F59 C60 A61 21 So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dm62 G63 A#64 F65 22 And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm66 G67 A#68 F69 23 You could be laughing 65% more of the time 24 25 G#70 D#71 26 I should have practiced my scales G#72 D#73 27 I should not be attracted to males F#74 C#75 28 But you said I should learn to love myself F#76 F#m77 F78 29 Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. 30 31 Interlude -x2-: Fm79 A#80 32 33 Dm81 G82 C83 F84 34 But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet A#85 F86 A87 Dm88 35 From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet F89 C90 A91 36 So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dm92 G93 A#94 F95 37 And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm96 G97 A#98 F99 38 You could be laughing 65% more of the time 39 40 Dm100 G101 C102 F103 41 But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet A#104 F105 A106 Dm107 42 From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet F108 C109 A110 43 So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dm111 G112 A#113 F114 44 And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm115 G116 A#117 F118 45 You could be laughing 63% more of the time Dm119 G120 A#121 F122 46 You could be laughing 25% more of the time