Intro: C0 0 C1 1I'm a famous clown in a flower crown, C72 2My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts, F3 3My channel takes you through my bedroom routine, F4 4It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens 5 6 C5 7Don't care for money, don't care about the fame, C76 8I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names, F7 9After five minutes a week you think you know me offline, F8 10I exploit fandoms for a bottom line 11 12 Am9 F10 C11 E712 13I conjure fame with challenge vids and, Am13 F14 C15 E716 14I play drinking games to target kids and, 15-muted- 16And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- -Weeeee!- 17 18 Am17 F18 C19 G20 19Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult 20 21 C21 22Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair, C722 23If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire, F23 24H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight, F24 25Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write 26 27 C25 28Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven, C726 29More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven, F27 30Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in, F28 31Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian 32 33 Am29 F30 C31 E732 34I idolize your idle eyes and, Am33 F34 C35 E736 35I'm monetizing kissing guys and, 36-muted- 37I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - -Wooo!- 38 39 Am37 F38 C39 E740 40Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie, Am41 F42 C43 G44 G45 G746 41Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult 42 43 Am47 F48 C49 E750 44There's a mystery to being at the top, Am51 F52 C53 E754 45People think I'm devine, oooooooo Am55 46But the truth is, C56 47We're not heroes, G57 G758 48we just play some online 49 50 C59 51I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod C760 52'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M a god F61 53So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible F62 54I spread my message through the world with 12 -year old- disciples 55 56 C63 57I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea C764 58They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23 F65 59So, love me and I'll love you more, F66 60'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store 61 62 Am67 F68 C69 E770 63And I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male, and Am71 F72 C73 G74 64Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale 65-muted- 66I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me 67 68 Am75 F76 C77 E778 69Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin, Am79 F80 C81 E782 70Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie, Am83 F84 71Welcome, welcome na-na Am85 D786 72Welcome, welcome na-na Am87 F88 C89 G90 C91 C92 73Welcome, welcome, I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult! Cheers!