F0 0If you save yourself for marriage 1 2You're a bore Dm1 3If you don't save yourself for marriage 4 5You're a whore-able person A#2 6If you won't have a drink 7 8Then you're a prude Gm3 9But they'll call you a drunk C4 10As soon as you down the first one 11 12 F5 13If you can't lose the weight 14 15Then you're just fat Dm6 16But if you lose too much 17 18Then you're on crack A#7 19You're damned if you do 20 21And you're damned if you don't Gm8 22So you might as well just do C9 23Whatever you want 24 25So 26 27 F10 28Make lots of noise Dm11 29And kiss lots of boys F12 30Or kiss lots of girls A#13 C14 31If that's something you're into F15 32When the straight and narrow Dm16 33Gets a little too straight A#17 34Roll up a joint, or don't F18 35Just follow your arrow C19 F20 36Wherever it points, yeah Dm21 F22 37Follow your arrow C23 F24 38Wherever it points 39 40Yeah 41 42 F25 43If you don't go to church 44 45You'll go to hell Dm26 46If you're the first one 47 48On the front row 49 50You're self-righteous 51 52Son of a- A#27 53Can't win for losing 54 55You just disappoint 'em Gm28 56Just 'cause you can't beat 'em C29 57Don't mean you should join 'em 58 59 F30 60Make lots of noise Dm31 61And kiss lots of boys F32 62Or kiss lots of girls A#33 C34 63If that's something you're into F35 64When the straight and narrow Dm36 65Gets a little too straight A#37 66Roll up a joint, or don't F38 67Just follow your arrow C39 F40 68Wherever it points, yeah Dm41 F42 69Follow your arrow C43 F44 70Wherever it points 71 72 F45 73Say what you feel 74 75Love who love Dm46 76'Cause you just get 77so many trips around the sun A#47 78Yeah, you only F48 79Only live once 80 81 F49 82Make lots of noise Dm50 83And kiss lots of boys F51 84Or kiss lots of girls A#52 C53 85If that's what you're into F54 86When the straight and narrow Dm55 87Gets a little too straight A#56 88Roll up a joint, or don't F57 89Just follow your arrow C58 F59 90Wherever it points, yeah Dm60 F61 91Follow your arrow C62 F63 92Wherever it points