[intro] x2 Eb Ab G [verse 1] Ab It's 3:45 (AM!) Cm Eb And I just bite my tongue G Update me on your life Ab And now you've found the one Cm But I don't like his eyes Eb And I distrust their name G And I hate their haircut, Ab they look like a prick Cm But it's all the same Eb Would it be daft of me to cry? G Your tongue is razor sharp Ab I miss when it would fight mine Cm Left your heart on standby Eb By the way he holds you G Bet he serenades you Eb I can't really blame you [chorus] Ab Eb And I can still smell her perfume G Ab Eb Did it rub off on you? G Eb Ab And I can still smell her perfume G Did it rub off on you? Ab Cm You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman Eb G Well, I say you need better standards Ab Cm You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman Eb G I say you need better standards! [verse 2] Ab Cm It seems like all her friends, abruptly fell in love Eb G And she was in the dust, darling, Ab life was streaming past Cm So she learnt to lie, Eb she learnt how to pretend G a drama in the futile, Ab a means to an end Cm Why can't you be a dick?, Eb Why must you be so nice? G It's hard for me to move on, Ab when I don't really hate you Cm (I don't really hate you) Eb (I don't really hate you) G Eb Ab (I don't really hate you) [chorus] G Ab Eb And I can still smell her perfume G Ab Eb Did it rub off on you? G Eb Ab And I can still smell her perfume G Did it rub off on you? [solo] x4 Ab Cm Eb G [outro] Ab Cm It's 3:45 Eb The taxi not arrived Abdim And I dont think it is coming