[intro] x4 Bb Eb Gm7 [Verse 1] Bb Eb Gm He never had cool stories Bb He doesn't make your heart beat Eb Gm Used to love his mystery Bb But now he's just exhausting Eb Gm Bb Another day spent just laying in his room Eb The stench of incense Gm Bb And some undelivered food [Interlude] Eb Gm Bb Eb Gm [Chorus] Bb F Gm And she thought Eb Bb "What if he thinks I'm the one? F Gm And I'll be forced to rot away Eb Bb With him and his obsessions F Gm With trivial things Eb Bb F Like the amount of fucking love hearts I Gm Eb Bb finish a text message with" [Interlude] Eb Gm Bb Eb Gm [Verse 2] Bb Eb Gm And when you hold his hands Bb It doesn't feel like flying Eb Gm And when you take his breath away Bb He might as well be dying Eb Gm And you're dying to breathe Bb Eb You're trapped in his cage Gm And it's shrinking [Chorus] Bb F Gm And she thought Eb Bb "What if he just never leaves? F Gm Or if he doesn't get the message? Eb Bb And he doesn't hear my pleas?" F Gm Eb So she just started screaming [Outro] Bb F Gm Eb "Why can't he just bore me to death?" Bb F Gm Eb "Why can't he just bore me to death?" Bb F Gm Eb "Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?" Bb F Gm Eb "Why can't he just bore me to death?" Bb F Gm Eb "Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?" Bb F Gm Eb "Why can't he just bore me to death?" Bb F Gm Eb "Oh, Why can't he just bore me to death?"