Maybe I Was Boring - Wilbur Soot

[intro] x4
Bb Eb Gm7

[Verse 1]
Bb     Eb              Gm
  He never had cool stories
                       Bb
He doesn't make your heart beat
Eb                 Gm
Used to love his mystery
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But now he's just exhausting
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Another day spent just laying in his room
      Eb
The stench of incense
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  And some undelivered food

[Interlude]
Eb Gm Bb Eb Gm

[Chorus]
Bb    F    Gm
And she thought
         Eb                 Bb
"What if he thinks I'm the one?
             F             Gm
And I'll be forced to rot away
      Eb             Bb
With him and his obsessions
       F      Gm
With trivial things
Eb           Bb                F
  Like the amount of fucking love hearts I
Gm            Eb       Bb
finish a text message with"

[Interlude]
Eb  Gm  Bb  Eb  Gm

[Verse 2]
Bb      Eb               Gm
 And when you hold his hands
                       Bb
It doesn't feel like flying
     Eb                  Gm
And when you take his breath away
                     Bb
He might as well be dying
     Eb                Gm
And you're dying to breathe
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You're trapped in his cage
            Gm
And it's shrinking

[Chorus]
Bb    F    Gm
And she thought
         Eb              Bb
"What if he just never leaves?
          F               Gm
Or if he doesn't get the message?
        Eb                Bb
And he doesn't hear my pleas?"
    F                  Gm      Eb
So she just started screaming

[Outro]
Bb         F       Gm   Eb
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
Bb         F       Gm   Eb
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
     Bb        F       Gm   Eb
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?"
Bb         F       Gm   Eb
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
     Bb        F       Gm   Eb
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?"
Bb         F       Gm  Eb
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
     Bb        F       Gm   Eb
"Oh, Why can't he just bore me to death?"
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