[intro] C#m B A E ooh, aah, ooh, aah [verse] C#m If you weren't born with it B You can buy a couple ornaments A Just be sure to read the warning, kids E Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it C#m B Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual A You can always call up a professional E They stick pins in you like a vegetable [pre-chorus] C#m Kids forever, kids forever B Baby soft skin turns into leather A Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic No one will love you if you're unattractive [chorus] C#m Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, B is it true that pain is beauty? A Does a new face come with a warranty? E Will a pretty face make it better? C#m Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me B How did you afford her surgery? A Do you swear you'll stay forever E Even if her face don't stay together C#m B ooh, Even if her face don't stay together [instrumental] A E [verse 2] C#m If you want a little more confidence Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's B common sense A All you need's a couple more condiments And a hundred thousand dollars for some E compliments C#m It's such a waste When little girls grow into their B mothers face But little girls are learning how to A cut and paste And pucker up their lips until they E suffocate [pre-chorus] C#m Kids forever, kids forever B Baby soft skin turns into leather A Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic No one will love you if you're unattractive [chorus] C#m Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, B is it true that pain is beauty? A Does a new face come with a warranty? E Will a pretty face make it better? C#m Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me B How did you afford her surgery? A Do you swear you'll stay forever E Even if her face don't stay together C#m Stay forever, stay forever B Even if her face don't stay together A Stay forever, stay forever E Even if her face don't stay together [post-chorus] C#m B A E ooh, aah, ooh, aah C#m Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, B is it true that pain is beauty? A Does a new face come with a warranty? E Will a pretty face make it better? C#m Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me B How did you afford her surgery? A Do you swear you'll stay forever Even if her face don't stay together C#m Stay forever, stay forever B Even if her face don't stay together A Stay forever, stay forever E Even if her face don't stay together C#m Stay forever, stay forever B Even if her face don't stay together A Stay forever, stay forever E Even if her face don't stay together [outro] C#m B A E ooh, aah, ooh, aah