[intro] x2 G D G [verse 1] I'm just looking out the G window and it's cold outside Bm There are two boys yelling Em behind me and I'm terrified Em Counting trees as they pass me by G And I'm trying not to look across the aisle Bm 'Cause Maya's letting Dan put his Em hand up her skirt And she's got her hand down his pants [pre-chorus] G I know the driver sees it Bm Em I know he's peeking in the rearview mirror Em He says nothing G Bm Trying to ignore it, it's fucking boring Em I'm quietly observing D I'm saying nothing [chorus] G No one's watching us Bm Don't give a fuck Em Wheels on the bus G Bm I'm holding it down up in the front Em Wheels on the bus G Bm Em Ooh ooh, ooh Em G Wheels on the bus [post-chorus] D G [verse 2] Now, I'ma light it up and G pass it, puff, puff and pass it Bm Don't be a dick and babysit, Em "Come on, just pass it over here" Em Counting cars as they pass me by G And I'm trying not to look a row behind me Bm 'Cause Jason's got his ass on the glass Em And I hate him, driver hit a bump fast [pre-chorus] G I know the driver sees it Bm Em I know he's peeking in the rearview mirror Em He says nothing G Bm Trying to ignore it, it's fucking boring Em I'm quietly observing D I'm saying nothing [chorus] G No one's watching us Bm Don't give a fuck Em Wheels on the bus G Bm I'm holding it down up in the front Em Wheels on the bus G Bm Em Ooh ooh, ooh Em G Wheels on the bus [post-chorus] D G [bridge] G Bm Em Ooh, ooh, oh, ooh G Wheels on the, on the bus Bm Em Ooh, ha, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh Wheels on the bus [chorus] G No one's watching us Bm Don't give a fuck Em Wheels on the bus G Bm I'm holding it down up in the front Em Wheels on the bus G Ooh (Wheels on the bus) Bm Ooh (Wheels on the bus) Em Ooh G Wheels on the bus