Intro: Em0 0 Em1 1I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors B72 2I screamed his named till the neighbors called the cops Em3 3I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver B74 Em5 4Don't know what I did next all I know I couldn't stop 5 6 Em6 7Word got around to the barflies and the baptist B77 8My mama's phone started ringing off the hook Em8 9I can hear her now saying she ain't gonna have it B79 Em10 10Don't matter how you feel it Only matters how you look 11 12Chorus: Em11 13Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B712 14Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em13 15'Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together B714 Em15 16Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart 17 18 Em16 19Wish I could be just a little less dramatic B717 20Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames Em18 21Leave it to me to be holding the matches B719 Em20 22When the fire trucks show up and there's nobody else to blame 23 24 Em21 25Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation B722 26Sometimes revenge is a choice you got a make Em23 27My mama came from a softer generation B724 Em25 28When you get a grip and bite your lip just to save her little face 29 30Chorus: Em26 31Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B727 32Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em28 33'Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together B729 Em30 34Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart 35 36 Em31 37Powder your nose, paint your toes, line your lips and keep them closed 38 39Cross your legs, dot your eyes, and never let 'em see you cry 40 41Chorus: Em32 42Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B733 43Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em34 44'Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together B735 Em36 45Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart 46 Outro: Em37