0Intro: Em0 1 Em1 2I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors B72 3I screamed his named till the neighbors called the cops Em3 4I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver B74 Em5 5Don't know what I did next all I know I couldn't stop 6 7Word got around to the barflies and the baptist 8My mama's phone started ringing off the hook 9I can hear her now saying she ain't gonna have it 10Don't matter how you feel it Only matters how you look 11 Em6 12Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B77 13Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em8 14Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together B79 Em10 15Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart 16 17Wish I could be just a little less dramatic 18Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames 19Leave it to me to be holding the matches 20When the fire trucks show up and there's nobody else to blame 21 22Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation 23Sometimes revenge is a choice you got a make 24My mama came from a softer generation 25When you get a grip and bite your lip just to save her little face 26 Em11 27Powder your nose, paint your toes, line your lips and keep them closed Em12 28Cross your legs, dot your eyes, and never let 'em see you cry 29 30Intro: Em13