[verse] Ab Fm You and me, we're not the same Gb Fm I am a sinner, you are a saint Ab Fm When we get to the pearly gates Gb You'll get the green light Fm I'll get the old door in the face [pre-chorus] Db Fm Doo-doo-doo E Db I'm a loser, a disgrace Yeah! [verse] Ab Fm I've found love in the strangest place Gb Fm Tied up and branded, locked in a cage Ab Fm I say I'm gonna stage a great escape Gb Fm Let loose and love all things, Db the things that are out of place [pre-chorus] Fm Doo-doo-doo E Db I'm a loser, a disgrace Fm E Db You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face [hook] Bb I've got a lot, not a lot, B C I gotta lot less than a lot [chorus] Db I've got problems Fm Bb Not just ones that are little Db It's those people problems Fm Bb That's something to consider Fm Bb Ab When you come for dinner at my place Fm Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Db Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ab Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Yeah! [verse] Ab I seem to find myself Fm with the craziest of dames Gb They get the ball on me I do forget the chains Yeah, yeah, yeah [verse] Ab Fm Some say strange be a stranger's game Gb Some go to baseball Fm Db Some go debase a face they can't seem to save [pre-chorus] Fm Doo-doo-doo E Db I'm a loser, a disgrace Fm E Db You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face [hook] Bb I've got a lot, not a lot, B C I gotta lot less than a lot [chorus] Db I've got problems Fm Bb Not just ones that are little Db It's those people problems Fm Bb That's something to consider Fm Bb Ab When you come for dinner at my place [bridge] Ab Woo! B Yeah! Gb Ab Ab B Gb Ab Hahahaha! [solo] Db Bb [outro] Db I've got problems Fm Bb Not just ones that are little Db It's those people problems Fm Bb That's something to consider Fm Bb When you come for dinner at my Fm Bb Something to consider Fm Bb Ab When you come to dinner at my place