[intro] Fm G Cm Ab Fm G Cm Ab Fm G Cm Ab Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah Fm G Cm Ab Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh [verse 1] Fm G I wear women's underwear Cm And then I go to strike a pose Ab in my full length mirror Fm G I cross my legs just like a queer Cm But my libido is strong Ab when a lady is near, ya [verse 2] Fm G What defines a straight man straight? Cm Is it the boxer in the briefs Ab or a twelve ounce steak? Naw. Fm G I'll tell you what a woman loves most Cm It's a man who can slap but can also stroke [chorus] Fm G Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the Cm truth and it's naked Ab G It's verbatim and it's shakin' Fm No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no G Cm no, no, no more getting' elated Ab G G No more listless invitations [verse 3] Fm G I live by a hospital Cm And every day I go out Ab walking past its sickly windows Fm G I see people dying there Cm Ab But my tender age makes it hard to care [verse 4] Fm G The incinerator and a big smoke stack Cm It's a phallic symbol Ab and it makes me laugh *ha* Fm G All I need is a heart attack Cm C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac [chorus] Fm Goin' in the wind is an G Cm eddy of the truth and it's naked Ab G It's verbatim and it's shakin' Fm No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no G Cm no, no, no more getting' elated Ab G G Gb No more listless invitations [bridge] Fm For the love of fuck G For the sake of Pete Eb Did you ever really think Ab You'd love a guy like me? Fm I am the rooster in the morning G I'm the cock of the day Eb I'm the boxer in the briefs Ab I'm a twelve-ounce steak Fm G Eb Ab Eh-oh Eh-oh Eh-oh Yehbo Fm G Eb Ab Yehbo Yehbo Yehbo Yehbooooo Db Ab It's verbatim Db Ab And ya, and it's naked Db Ab And ya, and it's shakin' G It shakes, shakes shakes [outro] Fm G Cm Ab Fm Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah G Cm Ab Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah