G0 0And if your heart stops beating D1 1I'll be here wondering Em2 C3 2Did you get what you deserve? G4 3The ending of your life and if you get to heaven D5 4I'll be here waiting, babe Em6 C7 5Did you get what you deserve? Am8 6The end, and if your life wont wait C9 D10 7Then your heart can't take this 8 9 G11 D12 10Have you heard the news that you're dead? C13 11No one ever had much nice to say D14 D715 12I think they never liked you anyway G16 D17 13Oh take me from the hospital bed C18 14Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. D19 15And wouldn't it be great Dsus220 G21 16If we were dead? G22 17Ohh dead. 18 19 G23 20Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish D24 21You never fell in love Em25 C26 22Did you get what you deserve? 23 24 G27 25The ending of your life G28 26And if you get to heaven D29 27I'll be here waiting, babe Em30 C31 28Did you get what you deserve? Am32 29The end, and if your life won't wait C33 D34 30Then your heart can't take this 31 32 G35 D36 33Have you heard the news that you're dead? C37 34No one ever had much nice to say D38 D739 35I think they never liked you anyway G40 D41 36Oh take me from the hospital bed C42 37Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? D43 38And wouldn't it be great Dsus244 39If we were dead? 40 41Bridge: Am45 C46 42And in my honest observation Am47 43During this operation C48 G49 D50 44Found a complication in your heart Am51 C52 G53 D54 45So long, 'cause now you've got -now you've got- Em55 46Maybe just 2 weeks to live Em56 D57 47Is that the most the both of you can give? 48 Interlude: G58 D59 Em60 C61 49 50One, two, one two three four! 51 G62 52la la la la la! D63 53la la la la la la! C64 D65 54la la la la la la la! 55Well come on, G66 56la la la la la! D67 57la la la la la la! C68 D69 58la la la la la la la! 59Oh motherxxxxer, G70 60If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- D71 61Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!- C72 62If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- D73 63Then why are we laughing? G74 64If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- D75 C76 65Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!- D77 66If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- G78 67Then why am I dead? G79 68DEAD! 69