[verse 1] Ab Yeah you must think you're funny Fm7 Calling him at 10 o'clock You think he thinks you're pretty I can guarantee he does not Ab I know you see me Fm7 Do you think that you can win this game? [verse 2] Ab Yeah you must think you're so attractive Fm7 When you're playing dumb The only thing you're showing him Ab Is how desperate you've become I hope you trip over the boundaries Fm7 That you step right over [pre-chorus] Db But go ahead and shoot your shot Eb Baby let me know how it goes Db Eb Know him better than you thought And I think you should know [chorus] Ab You're his apocalyptic crush Fm7 He'd like you only if there was Db No one left on Earth Eb Babe I'm sorry if that hurts Ab But he's mine until then Ab You're his apocalyptic crush Fm7 If we all died you'd be the one Db Who'd get to kiss him in the ashes Eb So hey, what are the chances Db Of World War 3? Eb 'Cause he's never gonna like you Ab Like he likes me