Bm0 A1 0It's these substandard motels on the G2 G3 F#4 F5 1-lalalalala- corner of 4th and Fremont F#6 2Street. Bm7 A8 F#9 G10 F#11 3Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing G12 F#13 F14 F#15 4Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering. Bm16 A17 G18 G19 F#20 F21 F#22 5The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde, Bm23 A24 F#25 G26 F#27 G28 F#29 F30 F#31 6And the habit of decomposing right before your very -lalalala- eyes. 7 8 F#32 Bm33 9Along with the people inside D34 A35 F#36 Bm37 Em38 D39 F#40 10What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Bm41 D42 A43 F#44 Bm45 Em46 D47 F#48 11Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy 12 13 G49 Bm50 14Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin G51 Bm52 15Rising with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie Em53 F#54 G55 A56 16She's getting a job at the firm come Monday. Em57 F#58 G59 A60 17The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney Em61 F#62 G63 A64 18moonlighting aside, she really needs his money. Em65 F#66 G67 A68 A69 wonderful caricature of intimacy. 19 20 F#70 21Yeah -Yeah- 22 23 Bm71 A72 F#73 G74 F#75 Bm76 24And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition, for that "virgin" A77 G78 G79 F#80 25Yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business" F81 F#82 Bm83 A84 26as he said to the Mrs., only hours before, G85 G86 F#87 F88 F#89 27after he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact. F#90 F#91 G92 F#93 28There was a terrible crash -There was a terrible crash- Bm94 A95 29Between her and the badge G96 G97 F#98 F99 F#100 30She spilled her purse and her bag, and held a "purse" of a different kind. 31 32 F#101 Bm102 33Along with the people inside D103 A104 F#105 Bm106 Em107 D108 F#109 34What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Bm110 D111 A112 F#113 Bm114 Em115 D116 F#117 35Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy F#118 36There are no G119 Bm120 G121 37raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. Bm122 38It's sleeping with the roaches and taking best guesses Em123 F#124 G125 A126 39So shed off the sheets and before all the stains Em127 F#128 G129 A#130 40And a few more of your least favorite things. 41 42 G131 Bm132 G133 43raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. Bm134 44It's sleeping with the roaches and taking best guesses Em135 F#136 G137 A138 45So shed off the sheets and before all the stains Em139 F#140 G141 A#142 46And a few more of your least favorite things. 47 48 Bm143 D144 A145 F#146 Bm147 Em148 D149 F#150 49Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Bm151 D152 A153 F#154 Bm155 Em156 D157 F#158 50Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy 51 52 G159 Bm160 G161 53raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. Bm162 54It's sleeping with the roaches and taking best guesses Em163 F#164 G165 A166 55So shed off the sheets and before all the stains Em167 F#168 G169 A#170 56And a few more of your least favorite things. 57 58 G171 Bm172 G173 59raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. Bm174 60It's sleeping with the roaches and taking best guesses Em175 F#176 G177 A178 61So shed off the sheets and before all the stains Em179 F#180 G181 A#182 62And a few more of your least favorite things.