0 Am0 1Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I Dm1 F2 2can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: 3 4 Am3 5"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. Dm4 F5 - shh - 6"but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." 7 8 Am6 G7 Dm8 - F9 - 9I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am10 G11 Dm12 F13 10No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 11 12 Am14 G15 Dm16 - F17 - 13I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am18 G19 Dm20 14No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of... 15 16 Am21 17Oh, Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved Dm22 F23 18Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne 19 20 Am24 21Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved Dm25 F26 22Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne 23 24 Am27 G28 Dm29 - F30 - 25I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am31 G32 Dm33 F34 26No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 27 28 Am35 F36 F37 29Again... 30 31 Am38 G39 Dm40 - F41 - 32I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am42 G43 Dm44 F45 33No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 34 35 Am46 G47 Dm48 - F49 - 36I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am50 G51 Dm52 F53 37No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 38 39 40Outro: Am54 G55 Dm56 Am57 41No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of