Gm0 F1 0 My computer thinks I'm gay D#2 1I threw that piece of junk away 2 -D#- 3On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home 4 5 Gm3 F4 6 This is my last communiqué D#5 7Down the supper highway 8 -D#- 9All that I have left to say, in a single tome 10 11 A#6 12I got too many friends F7 13Too many people that I'll never meet Gm8 14And I'll never be there for D#9 15I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there 16 17 Gm10 F11 18 If I could give it all away D#12 19Would it come back to me someday? 20 -D#- 21Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone 22 23 Gm13 F14 24 But I've got a reason to declaim D#15 25The applications are to blame 26 -D#- 27For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone 28 29 A#16 30I got too many friends F17 31Too many people that I'll never meet Gm18 32And I'll never be there for D#19 33I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there 34 35 A#20 36Too many friends F21 37Too many people that I'll never meet Gm22 38And I'll never be there for D#23 D24 39I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there 40 41 Gm25 F26 42 My computer thinks I'm gay D#27 43What's the difference anyway D#28 44When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone 45 46 A#29 47I got too many friends F30 48Too many people that I'll never meet Gm31 49And I'll never be there for D#32 50I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there 51 52 A#33 53Too many friends F34 54Too many people that I'll never meet Gm35 55And I'll never be there for D#36 A#37 56I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there 57 58 F38 59I'll never be there Gm39 60I'll never be there D#40 61I'll never be there Gm41 -one strum to finish- 62I'll never be there