0Intro: A0 1 A1 Asus42 A/F#3 2Her green plastic watering can A/F#4 Amaj75 Dsus26 3For her fake Chinese rubber plant A7 Dsus28 4In the fake plastic earth 5 6That she bought from a rubber man 7In a town full of rubber plans 8To get rid of itself 9 Bm79 A10 10It wears her out, it wears her out Bm711 A12 11It wears her out, it wears her out 12 13She lives with a broken man 14A, cracked polystyrene man 15Who just crumbles and burns 16 17He used to do surgery 18For girls in the eighties 19But gravity always wins 20 21She looks like the real thing 22She tastes like the real thing 23My fake plastic love 24 25But I can't help the feeling 26I could blow through the ceiling 27If I just turn and run 28 Bm713 29If I could be who you wanted A14 Bm715 A16 30If I could be who you wanted all the time, all the time 31 32Outro: Bm717 A18 x2 33