6Verse: A0 E1 7There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' A2 8You gotta keep it beatin' E3 9For all the hoppin' cretins 10 11Chorus: B4 E5 B6 E7 12Cretin! Cretin! 13 Verse - same chords A8 and E9 -: 14I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl 15My feet won't stop 16Doin' the Cretin Hop 17 18Chorus: B10 E11 B12 E13 19Cretin! Cretin! 271-2-3-4 28Cretins wanna hop some more 364-5-6-7 37All good cretins go to heaven 38 39Verse: A14 E15 40There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' A16 41You gotta keep it beatin' E17 42For all the hoppin' cretins 43 44Chorus: B18 E19 B20 E21 45Cretin! Cretin! 46 47Verse: 48I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl 49My feet won't stop 50Doin' the Cretin Hop 51 52Chorus: B22 E23 B24 E25 53Cretin! Cretin! 54 55Interlude - x2 -: Outro: E26