6Verse:A0E17There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'A28You gotta keep it beatin'E39For all the hoppin' cretins1011Chorus:B4E5B6E712Cretin! Cretin!13
Verse - same chords A8 and E9 -:
14I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl15My feet won't stop16Doin' the Cretin Hop1718Chorus:B10E11B12E1319Cretin! Cretin!271-2-3-428Cretins wanna hop some more364-5-6-737All good cretins go to heaven3839Verse:A14E1540There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'A1641You gotta keep it beatin'E1742For all the hoppin' cretins4344Chorus:B18E19B20E2145Cretin! Cretin!4647Verse:48I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl49My feet won't stop50Doin' the Cretin Hop5152Chorus:B22E23B24E2553Cretin! Cretin!5455Interlude - x2 -:
Outro: E26