Intro: C#0 – F#1 -4x- 0 C#2 F#3 C#4 F#5 1 They made a statue of us C#6 F#7 C#8 F#9 2 And put it on a mountaintop C#10 F#11 C#12 F#13 3 Now tourists come and stare at us C#14 F#15 4Blow bubbles with their gum C#16 F#17 5Take photographs, have fun C#18 – F#19 – C#20 – F#21 6Have fun 7 8 C#22 F#23 D24 F#25 9 They’ll name a city after us C#26 F#27 D28 F#29 10 And later say it’s all our fault C#30 F#31 11 Then they’ll give us a talking-to D32 F#33 12 Then they’ll give us a talking-to C#34 F#35 D36 F#37 13 ‘Cause they’ve got years of experience 14 15 C#38 F#39 A#m40 G#41 16We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thieves C#42 F#43 A#m44 G#45 17Rummaging for answers in the pages C#46 F#47 A#m48 G#49 18We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thieves C#50 F#51 19 And it’s contagious A#m52 G#53 20 And it’s contagious C#54 F#55 21 And it’s contagious A#m56 G#57 C#58 22 And it’s contagious 23 Intro -x2-: C#59 F#60 C#61 F#62 24 C#63 F#64 C#65 F#66 25 We wear our scarves just like a noose C#67 F#68 C#69 F#70 26 But not ‘cause we want eternal sleep C#71 F#72 C#73 F#74 27 And though our parts are slightly used C#75 F#76 C#77 F#78 28 New ones are slave labor you can keep 29 30 C#79 F#80 A#m81 G#82 31We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thieves C#83 F#84 A#m85 G#86 32 Rummaging for answers in the pages C#87 F#88 A#m89 G#90 33We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thieves C#91 F#92 34 And it’s contagious A#m93 G#94 35 And it’s contagious C#95 F#96 36 And it’s contagious A#m97 G#98 37 And it’s contagious 38 39Interlude: A#m99 F#100 C#101 G#7102 -x4- C#103 F#104 C#105 F#106 -x2- 40 41 C#107 F#108 C#109 42 They made a statue of us F#110 C#111 43They made a statue of us F#112 C#113 44The tourists come and stare at us F#114 C#115 45The sculptor’s mama sends regards F#116 C#117 46They made a statue of us F#118 C#119 47They made a statue of us F#120 C#121 F#122 48Our noses have begun to rust 49 50 C#123 F#124 A#m125 G#126 51We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thieves C#127 F#128 A#m129 G#130 52 Rummaging for answers in the pages C#131 F#132 A#m133 G#134 53We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thieves C#135 F#136 54 And it’s contagious A#m137 G#138 55 And it’s contagious C#139 F#140 56 And it’s contagious A#m141 G#142 57 And it’s contagious 58 59 C#143 F#144 60 And it’s contagious, oh A#m145 G#146 61 And it’s contagious, oh C#147 F#148 62 And it’s contagious, oh A#m149 G#150 63 And it’s contagious, oh 64 65Outro: A#m151 F#152 C#153 G#7154 -x4- C#155 F#156 C#157 F#158 C#159 F#160 -x2- C#161 66