0Verse: C0 1a lady that I know just came from Columbia, F1 C2 2she smiled because I did not understand. F3 3Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha! G74 C5 4She said it was the best in all the land. 5 6And I said, 7 8Chorus: C6 9No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more. G77 10I'm tired of waking up on the floor. 11 12No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, C8 13and then it makes it hard to find the door. 14 15Verse: C9 16a woman that I know just came from Majorca, in Spain. F10 C11 17She smiled because I did not understand. F12 18Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine, G713 C14 19she said it was the finest in the land. 20 21And I said... 22 23Chorus: C15 24No, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no more. G716 25I'm tired of waking up on the floor. 26 27No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, C17 28and then it makes it hard to find the door. 29 30Verse: C18 31a man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh. F19 C20 32He smiled because I did not understand. F21 33Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho, G722 C23 34he said it was the best in all the land. 35 36And I said.. 37 38Chorus: C24 39No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more. G725 40I'm tired of waking up on the floor. 41 42No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, C26 43and then it makes it hard to find the door. 44 45Well, I said... 46 47Outro: C27 48No, no, no, no, I can't take it no more. G728 49I'm tired of waking up on the floor. 50 51No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, C29 52and then it makes it hard to find the door. 53