[intro] x2 E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 [verse 1] E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 My sweetheart's piano is rat filled E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 And mine is infested with bugs E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 The music we make is unnatural E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 But it sounds just like falling in love E7 This butch D#7 This butch C#m7 This butch B7 This butch E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 She makes me go weak in the knees E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 But I can’t let her see me swoon E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 Or else she may think I am weak E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 Tomorrow I’ll dig through the garbage E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 And I’ll fish out all kinds of new trash E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 And when we go back to my apartment E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 she’ll probably kick my f*cking hand E7 This butch D#7 This butch C#m7 This butch B7 This butch E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 She makes me go weak in the knees E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 But I can’t let her see me swoon E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 Or else she may think I am weak [verse 2] E7 D#7 I sing her songs C#m7 B7 E7 D#7 C#m7 In my garage and make her fall in love with me E7 D#7 And once we’re done C#m7 B7 The sun is gone E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 We both just sit so nervously E7 D#7 C#m7 G# I talk real slow and speak real low E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 Hoping she’ll lean into me E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 And we just laugh cause where was I E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 We can’t take ourselves seriously E7 This butch D#7 This butch C#m7 This butch B7 This butch E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 She makes me go weak in the knees E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 But I can’t let her see me swoon E7 D#7 C#m7 B7 Or else she may think I am weak