0Verse: F0 1Its Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile, Gm1 2But hes just a pedophile, so you better watch yo child. F2 3Christmas Trees in every house, covered in shiny lights, Gm3 4But they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire. C4 Gm5 C6 5These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try 6 7Chorus: Dm7 A#8 F9 C10 8Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Dm11 A#12 F13 C14 9Maybe I'll have a happy holiday Dm15 F16 A#17 A#m18 10Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane, F19 C20 F21 11This Christmas, could go my way. 12 13Verse: F22 14Having fun with all your friends, sippin' on that egg nog, Gm23 15But it just looks like xxxx, all over your upper lip. F24 16Houses made out of ginger bead, cookies like Christmas trees giving ya Gm25 17Heart disease, and type two diabetes -Type two diabetes!- C26 Gm27 C28 18These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but Imma give it a try. 19 20Chorus: Dm29 A#30 F31 C32 21Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas, Dm33 A#34 F35 C36 22Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Dm37 F38 A#39 A#m40 23Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane, F41 C42 F43 24This Christmas, could go my way. 25 26Bridge: D44 C#45 C46 B47 27I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh bells ring, D48 C#49 C50 B51 28I've never seen a snowman come to life, never head the angels sing, D52 C#53 C54 B55 29But I hope, and I pray, that maybe this Christmas Day, that'll change 30 31Chorus: Dm56 A#57 F58 C59 32Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Dm60 A#61 F62 C63 33Maybe I'll have a happy holiday Dm64 F65 A#66 A#m67 34Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane, F68 C69 F70 35This Christmas, could go my way. 36 Dm71 A#72 F73 C74 37Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Dm75 A#76 F77 C78 38Maybe I'll have a happy holiday Dm79 F80 A#81 A#m82 39Replace my heartache and my pain, and lets just dance the night away F83 C84 F85 40This Christmas, is going my way. F86 41Just dance with me