Intro: D Am7 A7sus4 C -2x- D D Well I don't know why I came here tonight, D I got the feeling that something ain't right, G7 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, D And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs, A Clowns to the left of me, C G Jokers to the right, here I am, D Stuck in the middle with you. D Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you, D And I'm wondering what it is I should do, G7 It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, D Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place, A Clowns to the left of me, C G Jokers to the right, here I am, D Stuck in the middle with you. G7 Well you started out with nothing, D And you're proud that you're a self made man, G7 And your friends, they all come crawlin, Slap you on the back and say, D G7 Please.... Please..... D Trying to make some sense of it all, D But I can see that it makes no sense at all, G7 Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor, D 'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore A Clowns to the left of me, C G Jokers to the right, here I am, D Stuck in the middle with you. D Well I don't know why I came here tonight, D I got the feeling that something ain't right, G7 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, D And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs, A Clowns to the left of me, C G Jokers to the right, here I am, D Stuck in the middle with you. D Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you, D Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.