6Verse: 7Set fire to your hair 8Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 9Eat medicine that's out of date 10Use your private parts as piranha bait 11 12Chorus: C2 Em3 Am4 C5 13Dumb ways to die F6 D7 G8 F9 14So many dumb ways to die C10 Em11 Am12 Em13 15Dumb ways to die F14 G15 C16 16So many dumb ways to die 17 18Verse: 19Get your toast out with a fork 20Do your own electrical work 21Teach yourself how to fly 22Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 23 24Chorus: C17 Em18 Am19 C20 25Dumb ways to die F21 D22 G23 F24 26So many dumb ways to die C25 Em26 Am27 Em28 27Dumb ways to die F29 G30 C31 28So many dumb ways to die 29 30Verse: 31Invite a psycho killer inside 32Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride 33Take your helmet off in outer space 34Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place 35 36Chorus: C32 Em33 Am34 C35 37Dumb ways to die F36 D37 G38 F39 38So many dumb ways to die C40 Em41 Am42 Em43 39Dumb ways to die F44 G45 C46 40So many dumb ways to die 41 42Verse: 43Keep a rattle snake as a pet 44Sell both your kidneys on the internet 45Eat a tube of superglue 46'I wonder what's this red button do' 47 48Chorus: C47 Em48 Am49 C50 49Dumb ways to die F51 D52 G53 F54 50So many dumb ways to die C55 Em56 Am57 Em58 51Dumb ways to die F59 G60 C61 52So many dumb ways to die 53 54Bridge: F62 G63 C64 Fmaj765 F66 G67 55Dress up like a moose during hunting season F68 G69 C70 Fmaj771 F72 56Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason G73 Am74 57Stand on the edge of a train station platform G75 Am76 58Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing G77 Am78 G79 59Run across the tracks between the platforms F80 G81 60They may not rhyme but they quite possibly 61 62Outro: C82 Em83 Am84 Em85 63The dumbest ways to die C86 Em87 Am88 Em89 64The dumbest ways to die C90 Em91 Am92 Em93 65The dumbest ways to die... F94 66So many dumb F95 G96 C97 67So many dumb ways to die