[intro] x2 C G Am F [verse 1] C G You booked the night train for a reason Am F So you could sit there in this hurt C G Bustling crowds or silent sleepers Am F You're not sure which is worse [chorus] C G Because I dropped your hand while dancing Am Left you out there standing Crestfallen on the landing F Champagne problems C G Your mom's ring in your pocket Am My picture in your wallet Your heart was glass, I dropped it F Champagne problems [interlude] C G Am F [verse 2] C G You told your family for a reason Am F You couldn't keep it in C G Your sister splashed out on the bottle Am F Now no one's celebrating [chorus] C G Dom Pérignon, you brought it Am No crowd of friends applauded Your hometown skeptics called it F Champagne problems C G You had a speech, you're speechless Am Love slipped beyond your reaches And I couldn't give a reason F Champagne problems [interlude] x2 C G Am F [verse 3] C G Your Midas touch on the Chevy door Am November flush and your flannel cure "This dorm was once a madhouse" F I made a joke, "Well, it's made for me" C G How evergreen, our group of friends Am Don't think we'll say that word again F And soon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls That we once walked through C One for the money, two for the show G I never was ready so I watch you go Am Sometimes you just don't know the answer F 'Til someone's on their knees and asks you C "She would've made such a lovely bride G What a shame she's fucked in the head," they said Am But you'll find the real thing instead F She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred [chorus] C G And hold your hand while dancing Am Never leave you standing F Crestfallen on the landing With champagne problems C G Your mom's ring in your pocket Am Her picture in your wallet You won't remember all my F Champagne problems [outro] C G Am You won't remember all my F Champagne problems C G Am F C