[intro] x4 Fm Ab Eb [verse 1] Cm Eb Bb Cm What did you think I'd say to that? Eb Bb Fm Does a scorpion sting when fighting back? Ab Eb Fm Ab Eb They strike to kill, and you know I will Fm Ab Eb Fm Ab Eb You know I will Cm Eb Bb Cm What do you sing on your drive home? Eb Bb Cm Do you see my face in the neighbor's lawn? Eb Does she smile? Bb Cm Eb Bb Or does she mouth, "Fuck you forever"? [pre-chorus] Ab Eb Bb Ab Eb Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy Bb What about that? Ab Eb Bb And when you say I seem angry, Ab Eb Bb I get more angry [chorus] Ab Eb Bb And there's nothing like a mad woman Ab Eb Bb What a shame she went mad Ab Eb Bb No one likes a mad woman Ab Eb Bb You made her like that Ab Eb And you'll poke that bear Bb 'til her claws come out Ab Eb And you find something Bb to wrap your noose around Ab Eb Bb And there's nothing Ab Eb Bb like a mad woman [instrumental] x4 Fm Ab Eb [verse 2] Cm Eb Bb Cm Now I breathe flames each time I talk Eb Bb Cm My cannons all firin' at your yacht Eb Bb Cm Eb Bb They say, "Move on," but you know I won't Fm Ab Eb Fm And women like hunting witches too Ab Eb Fm Doing your dirtiest work for you Ab Eb It's obvious that wanting me dead Fm Ab Eb Has really brought you two together [pre-chorus] Ab Eb Bb Every time you call me crazy, Ab Eb I get more crazy Bb What about that? Ab Eb Bb And when you say I seem angry, Ab Eb Bb I get more angry [chorus] Ab Eb Bb And there's nothing like a mad woman Ab Eb Bb What a shame she went mad Ab Eb Bb No one likes a mad woman Ab Eb Bb You made her like that Ab Eb Bb And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out Ab Eb Bb And you find something to wrap your noose around Ab Eb Bb Ab Eb Bb And there's nothing like a mad woman [bridge] Ab Fm Eb Ab Eb I'm taking my time, taking my time Bb Ab Fm 'Cause you took everything from me Eb Ab Eb Watching you climb, watching you climb Bb Ab Fm Over people like me Eb Ab Eb The master of spin has a couple side flings Bb Ab Fm Good wives always know Eb Ab Eb She should be mad, should be scathing like me, but [outro] Bb Ab Fm Eb No one likes a mad woman Ab Eb Bb Ab Fm Eb Eb What a shame she went mad Ab Eb Bb You made her like that Ab Fm Eb Eb Ab Eb Bb Ab Eb Bb Ab Eb Bb Ab Eb Bb Ab Eb Bb