[intro] Bm A G#m G F# Bm A G#m F# A [verse 1] Bm A G#m I'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs F# Bm I'm getting busy with a bad perfume A G#m I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug G F# Bm E F# Bm E F# I'm making friction with a sad vaccuum Bm A G#m I'm getting jiggy with a rifle G F# I pull the trigger with my eyes closed Bm A G#m Hoping to hit you somewhere vital G F#7 Bm E7 F# E7 Bm E Bm Bm F# F#7 And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile [chorus] Bm D Em G I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone Bm D Em Bm She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul Bm D Em G I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone Bm D Em F# G She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul [verse 2] Bm A G#m The only time I ever see her G F#7 Is when she's behind me in the mirror Bm A G#m Even from a distance I can hear her F#m Try to listen, but her whispers make my ears hurt Bm A G#m And on our dates, it's never daytime G F# When she gets playful with a steak knife Bm A G#m I need a break, maybe I'll take five G F#7 Bm E7 F# E7 Bm E Bm Bm F# F#7 Shake it up and medicate, maybe I'll take five [chorus] Bm F# Em G I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone Bm D Em Gm She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul Bm D Em G I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone Bm D Em F# Bm Bm F# F# She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul [break] F# Bm Bm F#m Bm Bm Bm F# [chorus] Bm D Em G I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone Bm D Em G She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul Bm D Em G I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone Bm D Em Gm F# She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul [outro] F#m Em Em D F#m