Intro: E0 F#1 F#2 E3 E4 0 1Verse: B5 D#m6 E7 F#8 2The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload, B9 D#m10 3And nobody's gonna go to school today, she’s gonna E11 F#12 4Make them stay at home, E13 F#14 5And daddy doesn't understand it, B15 B16 E17 6He always said she was good as gold. E18 E19 7And he can see no reasons, cos there are no reasons, E20 F#21 F#722 8What reasons do you need to be shown? 9 10Chorus: B23 B24 11Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E25 F#26 12Tell me why I don't like Mondays, B27 B28 13Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E29 F#30 14I wanna shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh, B31 D#m32 E33 F#34 F#35 E36 E37 15The whole day down. 16 17Verse: B38 D#m39 18The Telex machine is kept so clean, E40 F#41 19And it types to a waiting world, B42 D#m43 20And Mother feels so shocked; Father's world is rocked, E44 F#45 21And their thoughts turn to their own little girl. E46 F#47 22Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen, B48 E49 23No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat, E50 E51 24They can see no reasons cos there are no reasons E52 F#53 F#754 25What reasons do you need? 26 27Chorus: B55 B56 28Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E57 F#58 29Tell me why I don't like Mondays, B59 B60 30Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E61 F#62 31I wanna shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh, D#sus463 D#m64 D#sus465 D#m66 B67 Bsus468 B69 32The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down... 33 34Interlude: D#sus470 D#m71 D#sus472 D#m73 E74 F#75 B76 35 36Verse: 37-B- 38And all the B77 D#m78 39Playing’s stopped in the playground, now. E79 F#80 F#81 F#82 40She wants to play with her toys a while. B83 D#m84 41And school's out early and soon we'll be learning E85 F#86 F#87 F#88 42And the lesson today is how to die. E89 F#sus490 43And then the bullhorn crackles, and the captain tackles, B91 E92 B93 E94 44With the problems and the how's and why's E95 E96 45And he can see no reasons, cos there are no reasons E97 F#98 F#799 46What reason do you need to die, die? Ooohh 47 48Chorus: B100 B101 49Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E102 F#103 50Tell me why I don't like Mondays, B104 B105 E106 F#107 51Tell me why I don’t like, I don’t like, -tell me why- I don’t like Mondays B108 D#m109 E110 F#111 52Tell me why, I don’t like, I don’t like -tell me why- I don’t like Mondays, B112 D#m113 53Tell me why I don’t like Mondays, E114 F#115 54I want to shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh... B116 55The. Whole. Day. Down... 56 57 D#m117 E118 F#119 B120 58-Oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-ooh, ooooooh.-