Intro -x2-: Em0 C1 G2 D3 0 1Verse: Em4 C5 2Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see G6 D7 3You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Em8 C9 4Don't know if you can read or if you've seen G10 D11 5The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine C12 6The latest trend has hit its peak D13 D14 7They say that geek's becomin' chic Em15 C16 8So now you're out of style as you can be G17 D18 9And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me 10 11Chorus: Em19 C20 12To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school G21 13Now I'm the one that's cool D22 14I'm the one that's cool Em23 C24 15To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule G25 16Now I'm the one that's cool D26 17I'm the one that's cool 18 19Verse: Em27 C28 20Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing G29 D30 21While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Em31 C32 22See you pose a part of nerd society G33 D34 23My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree C35 C36 24Watched my Next Gen every night G37 D38 25Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Em39 C40 G41 26Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me D42 27I literally can't see my hand in front of my face 28 29Chorus: Em43 C44 30To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school G45 31Now I'm the one that's cool D46 32I'm the one that's cool Em47 C48 33To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule G49 34Now I'm the one that's cool D50 35I'm the one that's cool Em51 C52 36And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool G53 37Now I'm the one that's cool D54 38I'm the one that's cool Em55 C56 39You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool G57 40And I'm the one that's cool 41 D58 42I'm the one that's cool 43 Interlude: Em59 C60 G61 D62 44 45Verse: Em63 C64 46Role reversal must be a total drag G65 D66 47But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Em67 C68 48I appreciate you for being cruel G69 D70 49I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel C71 50Got my in-jokes you won't get G72 D73 51Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Em74 C75 52So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb G76 D77 53You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come 54 55 Em78 C79 56Got my comics G80 D81 57Got my games Em82 C83 58All the things you G84 D85 59thought were lame Em86 C87 60Got my cosplay G88 D89 61Fanfic too Em90 C91 62Got you pegged G92 D93 63s t f u 64 65 Em94 C95 66To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school G96 67Now I'm the one that's cool D97 68I'm the one that's cool Em98 C99 69To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule G100 70Now I'm the one that's cool D101 71I'm the one that's cool Em102 C103 72And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool G104 73Now I'm the one that's cool D105 74I'm the one that's cool Em106 C107 75You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool G108 76And I'm the one that's cool D109 77I'm the one that's cool 78 Solo -x4-: Em110 C111 G112 D113 79 Outro: Em114 80