0Intro: D#m0 G#m1 C#2 F#3 B4 G#m5 A#6 1 2 D#m7 G#m8 3My heart is paralyzed C#9 F#10 4My head was oversized B11 G#m12 A#13 5I'll take the high road like I should D#m14 G#m15 6You said it's meant to be C#16 F#17 7That it's not you, it's me B18 G#m19 A#20 8You're leaving now for my own good 9 10That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 11 12 B21 13She went down in an airplane F#22 14Fried getting suntan C#23 D#m24 C#25 15Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand B26 F#27 F28 A#29 16Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes B30 17She met a shark underwater F#31 18Fell and no one caught her C#32 D#m33 C#34 19I returned everything I ever bought her B35 F#36 A#37 20Help me, help me I'm all out of lies D#m38 21And ways to say you died 22 23Interlude: D#m39 G#m40 C#41 F#42 B43 G#m44 A#45 24 25 D#m46 G#m47 26My pride still feels the sting C#48 F#49 27You were my everything B50 G#m51 A#52 28Someday I'll find a love like yours D#m53 G#m54 29She'll think I'm Superman C#55 F#56 30Not super minivan B57 G#m58 A#59 31How could you leave on Yom Kippur 32 33That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 34 35 B60 36She was caught in a mudslide F#61 37Eaten by a lion C#62 D#m63 C#64 38Got run over by a crappy purple Scion B65 F#66 F67 A#68 39Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes B69 40She dried up in the desert F#70 41drowned in a hot tub C#71 D#m72 C#73 42Danced to death at an east side nightclub B74 F#75 A#76 43Help me, help me I'm all out of lies D#m77 44And ways to say you died 45 46Interlude: D#m78 G#m79 C#80 F#81 B82 G#m83 A#84 B85 47 C#86 48I wanna live a thousand lives with you B87 49I wanna be the one your dying to C#88 B89 50Love...but you don't want to 51 52 A#90 53That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say A#91 54That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 55 56 B92 57She went down in an airplane F#93 58Fried getting suntan C#94 D#m95 C#96 59Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand B97 F#98 F99 A#100 60Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes B101 61She met a shark underwater F#102 62Fell and no one caught her C#103 D#m104 C#105 63I returned everything I ever bought her B106 F#107 A#108 64Help me, help me I'm all out of lies B109 65She was caught in a mudslide F#110 66Eaten by a lion C#111 D#m112 C#113 67Got run over by a crappy purple Scion B114 F#115 F116 A#117 68Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes B118 69She dried up in the desert F#119 70drowned in a hot tub C#120 D#m121 C#122 71Danced to death at an east side nightclub B123 F#124 A#125 72Help me, help me I'm all out of lies B126 73And ways to say you died 74 75Outro: F#127 C#128 B129 F#130 C#131